Miss Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big  [bad word]  [bad word] 
The rooster just wont quit,
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like  [bad word] 
Shih-tzus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have
because they like to beat their (meat)
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his (balls)
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that’s 'cause she's a  [bad word] 
Contaminated water
can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected,
and [bad word] out your  [bad word] 
Dictate what I'm saying
for it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it,
I don’t give a flying [bad word]