You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted

It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you [bad word] and moanin
You think you could afford a [bad word] bottle of asprin

Boo [bad word] hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of [bad word] And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of [bad word] 
You don't mean it

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted

It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you [bad word] and moanin
You think you could afford a [bad word] bottle of asprin

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a [bad word] You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are [bad word] morons

You don't mean it

Boo [bad word] hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of [bad word] And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of [bad word] 
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a [bad word] You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are [bad word] morons

Boo [bad word] hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of [bad word] And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of [bad word] 
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a [bad word] You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are [bad word] morons

You don't mean it