Shave, if you love me

 

Wax the monkey, shave the bear

Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here

trim the hedges, cut the trees

then you'll know how affection feels

 

Shave the monkey, wax the bear

Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here

Trim the hedges, and trim the tree

who is there hiding in the [bad word] !

 

Where there's a hole there is an ace

I will put a smile on your [bad word] face

 

Beefcake vegetarian

We're oiled, refined, and slightly tan

If we're the heat wave

then you're the fan

and now we'll gladly carry out

the garbage-can

 

we're fifty something, well-aged wine

if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.

 

I'll be your garland queen of Lace

the Sleeping Beauty in our maze

oh, fifty something well aged win

me, the wooden cask, that's fine

 

I know you like me to watch you [bad word] 
you're only waiting to be kissed

you're such a beauty to behold
 [bad word] a shower and it's made of gold

 

I'm a flower, water me

let's build a castle by the sea!

You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze

the sun shines warm on your disease...

such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.

 

Who is there sitting on your back?

There is no need for a sneak attack!

If you're monastic to my bliss.

Then I will be faithful... like syphilis.

 

Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)

he knows the art of tonsure well.

and all the songs a blade can sing

sugh is the Easter that I bring"

 

The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,

I am the goddess that unfolds

iconic beauty, as yet unseen

if you're only courting

The Virgin Queen

 

so:

 

Wax the monkey, shave the bear

jungle-creatures [bad word] in here.

Trim the hedges

and cut the trees

then you'll know

how affection feels.

 [bad word]  [bad word] soporaeternus