[Verse 1]
2 shots of whatever
2 shots of whatever
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together
I could probably do better, but probably's like never
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser
Goons in this [bad word]  leave a [bad word] on a stretcher
It's all there, papa, you ain't even got to measure
Laughing at how my old [bad word] look jealous
Well what goes [bad word] around: propellers
Money over [bad word] - mob, goodfellas
Cut her ears off, ain't [bad word] she could tell us
Write your name on the bullet, that's a [bad word] love letter
If I ain't a trending topic, I'm a [bad word] trend-setter

[Hook - Lil Wayne]
I'm on 2 shots of whatever
2 shots of whatever
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together
I could probably do better, but probably's like never
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser
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[Verse 2]
If you're scared, go to church, mason betha
Sometimes the paper chase could be like chasing a leopard
The [bad word] wetter, wetter than it's ever been
But she gone probably try to cross the line like a mexican
I ain't on that [bad word] 
Shawty fine as [bad word] though, now she kiss me on my neck
I hope she ain't cut-throat
Cut down on the [bad word] cause it made me [bad word] slow
Shoot so many times I'mma choke off the gunsmoke
Life, death, love, hate, pleasure, pain
Pay me no mind but I don't have change
I [bad word] back and aim at your membrane
Broad day, no mask, close range

You can get 2 shots from wherever
You can get 2 shots from whoever
It be like a puzzle tryna put you back together
I should probably do better but probably, whatever...

[Verse 3]
Your [bad word] is stinking up the place
Me no tick (jamaican)
Can't let these [bad word] niggas slide and touch base
I make her [bad word] so many times, call her "nutcase"
It's young money baby, take your clothes off
Give me them three holes: bowling ball
2 shots of whatever
Keep them [bad [bad word] and she can get whatever

I'm on 2 shots of whatever
2 shots of whatever
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together
I could probably do better, but probably's like never
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser

2 shots of whatever
2 shots of whatever