[bad word] on and hear (2x), Alexander's Ragtime [bad word] on and hear (2x), it's the best band in the land!
They can play a bugle call like you never heard before,
So natural that you want to go to war--
That's just the bestest band what am, Honey [bad word] on along (2x), let me take you by the hand
Up to the man (2x), who's the leader of the band,
And if you want to hear the Swanee River played in [bad word] on and hear (2x), Alexander's Ragtime Band!