The [bad word] Man United went to Rome to see the Pope, 
The [bad word] Man United went to Rome to see the Pope, 
The [bad word] Man United went to Rome to see the Pope, 

And this is what he said,  [bad word] Off! 

Who the [bad word] are Man United, 
Who the [bad word] are Man United, 
Who the [bad word] are Man United, 

When the Blues go marching on on on, 
And on and on, 
And on and on and on...