[bad word] off like you're Van Damme
 You've got Kenny G, in your Trans 
 You've got names like Billy Ray
 Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
 Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on
 Watching MTV and you mosh on
 #1 on the side and don't touch the back
 #6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack

 Shiny chrome rims [bad word] 
 Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
 Never [bad word]  Mullet head
 You know you took that girl to bed
 [bad word] 8th Street Saturday night
 Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
 You've got that stonewash derriere
 Spike the top because the week-end is here

 You wanna know what's a mullet? well
 I got a little story to tell
 About a hair style, that's way of life
 Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?

 Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee
 'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head
 [bad word] in my Iroc, stonewash on my [bad word] 
 Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head
 Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while
 Pass me [bad word] 'cause I'm the Mullet man

 Read the New York Post, read a story
 About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory
 They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
 Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world
 real lover man, a real Cassanova
 Joey got horny and now he's over
 Amy got [bad word]  shot his wife
 Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life

 Cut the sides, don't touch the back