[bad word] on, clap your hands in the air and follow the Music Man!

I am the music man, [bad word] from down your way,
And I can play!
What can you play?
I play piano

Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am the music man, [bad word] from down your way,
and I can play!
What can you play?
I play the trombone

Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa
[piano!]
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am the music man, [bad word] from down your way,
and I can play!
What can you play?
I play the bagpipes

Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah 
dah dah dah-dah-dah dah
[trombone!]
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa
[piano!]
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

Whoawhooaa!
[Whoawhooaa!]
Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah
[Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah]
Oggy oggy oggy!
[Oi oi oi!]
Oggy oggy oggy!
[Oi oi oi!]

I am the music man, [bad word] from down your way,
and I can play!
What can you play?
Match of the Day!

Do do do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do
[bagpipes!]
Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah 
dah dah dah-dah-dah dah
[trombone!]
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa
[piano!]
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am the music man, [bad word] from down your way,
and I can play!
What can you play?
I play the dam busters

Na-a na-na na na-na-na-na na-a na-na na na-na-na-na
Na-a na-na-na na na-na na-na na-na-na na-a
Na-a na-na na na-na-na-na, na-a na-na na na-na-na-na
Na-a na-na-na na na-na na-na na-na-na na-a
[match of the day!]
Do do do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do 
Do do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do
[bagpipes!]
Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah-dah 
Dah dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah 
dah dah dah-dah-dah dah
[trombone!]
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa
Oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa
[piano!]
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go

I am the music man! Hey!