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Made with super-special [bad word] bands [bad word] balls
They can bounce with such intensity
This is the room where we test the stretching
This is the room where we test the bounce
Here we add the long-chained hydrocarbons
The names of which I cannot pronounce

This is the room where we [bad word] This is the room where we test recoil
This is a break room for all these dancers
And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil [bad word] bands [bad word] balls
Made with super-special [bad word] bands [bad word] balls
They can bounce with such intensity

Basically what we make here [bad word] We're not trying to diversify
We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes
Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye

We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas
We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants
We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans
We [bad word] bands! (last note held until end of song) [bad word] bands [bad word] balls
Made with super-special [bad word] bands [bad word] balls
They can bounce with such intensity!

Phineas: So, what do you make here again?