You have my heart 
And we’ll never be worlds apart 
May be in CCTV screens 
But you’ll still be my star 
Baby cause in the dark 
You can’t see my shiny car 
That’s when I’ll kidnap you 
For a quick drink or two 
Because
 [bad word]  
When Sherlock needs help we’ll help together 
Told you I’d be here whenever 
Said I’ll watch my weight for you 
Even though you’ll still like me chunky too 
When the murders seem to clutter 
And life makes you start to mutter 
You can stand under my umbrella 
You can stand under my umbrella 
(Ella ella eh eh eh) 
Under my umbrella 
(Ella ella eh eh eh) 
Under my umbrella 
(Ella ella eh eh eh) 
Under my umbrella 
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These governmental things, don’t make up for the happiness you bring 
You’re part of my entity, we’re both for Queen and Country 
When the elections have passed away 
And we’re sure of Korea’s stabili-tay 
Again we can meet, and sleuth between the sheets 
Because
 [bad word] 

You [bad word] into my car 
It’s OK don’t be alarmed 
So go on and let the rain pour 
I’ll be all you need and more 
Because
 [bad word] 

It’s raining 
Ooh baby it’s raining  [bad word] here to me [bad word] here to me 
It’s raining 
Oh baby it’s raining