Hand me down your uncle's clothes, they're new to me.
I slip my Toms up over my toes, then give one free. 
My shaggy do don't need [bad word] 
You don't like or listen to the bands I know. You can go online and get it free, you wouldn't know about it.
Rotate in my Lumber Jack Joe, it's my face fro.
I like the funny places that it grows, won't clean up.
My mustache is ironic I know.
Tiny pants look stupid when there's muffin top; junk food isn't cool so I don't mind, until it's all organic.
I watch Indy films they're neither shows nor movies.

I'm not a Scenester, I'm not a Greaser.
Metal dudes say I'm a little bitta Weezer.
I won't buy my coffee from a Juggernaut, Grande or a Venti I say no, don't call me Hipster.
Take my Tall Boy PBR and go, you wouldn't know about it.

You don't wanna call me on the phone, I don't do that.
I only text and Email's kinda slow, don't blow me up.
Some chat rooms are the places I'll go.
I can ride my fixie through the parking lot.
I just roll my own or load a pipe, you know it takes forever.
Many times I like to hang alone don't think I'm lonely.

I'm not a Steampunk, I'm not a Greaser.
Metal dudes say I'm a little bitta Weezer.
I won't buy my coffee from a Juggernaut, Grande or a Venti I say no, don't call me Hipster.
Many times I like to hang alone don't think I'm lonely, Na na.
Metal dudes!
You don't know the places I go, they're secret.
We make puzzles and play Tick Tack Toe, Monopoly.
You'll never be this cool I know.
We won't buy our coffee from a Juggernaut, Grande or a Venti I say no, don't call me Hipster.
I watch Indy films they're neither shows nor movies, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not an Ire Man, I'm not a [bad word] say I'm a little bitta Weezer.
I won't buy my coffee from a Juggernaut, Grande or a Venti I say no, don't call me Hipster.
You don't know the places that I go, don't call me Hipster
Do, re, mi and fa, so la, ti do, you wouldn't know about it