One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!

Knock, knock, [bad word] right in!
Youґre the people from the looney bin!

Howґd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?

Please donґt make the straps too snug
Iґve always been a fragile bug

Must we march?
Canґt we ride?
Iґve got my horse parked right outside

Glad to see that weґre on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?

Lock the door and hide the key,
ґCause if I get loose, you wonґt catch me