God Bless America

 Carter are you prepared to take the constitutional oath?
 I am
 Would you place your left hand on the bible and raise your right hand and repeat after me?
 I

[Hook:]
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter.
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter.

[Verse 1:]
 Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
 So these days I try to think twice when I can
 Money on my mind as god as my witness
 Love don't live here and it don't even visit
 I do this for my uptown politicians
 Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to [bad word] in
 Niggas ain't satisfied until their mama missin'
 Niggas ain't satisfied until their mama miss 'em
 Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms
 Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms
 Uh, Detrimental on any [bad word]  I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals
 I'm beneficial, I've been official
 I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu
 Haha, I like my short cake shorter
 Ain't no mother [bad word] harder than

[Hook:]
 I
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter.
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter. (uh)
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, (uh) President Carter, pres-President Carter. (uh uh uh)
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter. (UH)

[Verse 2:]
 Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances
 Your family tree, I will break branches
 Cause I don't give a [bad word]  I put the [bad word] in assassin
 Smoke you like a blunt then it's ashes to ashes
 The future is born, put the past in the casket
 If real [bad word] is dead then [bad word] I'm a [bad word]  Uh, appetite for disaster
 I want a full plate then another plate after
 Uh, yesterday just died
 Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
 When [bad word] get deep I'm never afraid to dive
 Let the money pile up and tell 'em buried alive
 Ask who the [bad word] want it, I bring it to your doorbell
 Have niggas in ya yard like a yard sale
 Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office
 I changed the stars on the flag into crosses

[Interlude:]
 Amen...
 So now...
 Instead of pledge we pray
 Yeah

[Hook:]
 I
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter.
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter, pres-President Carter.
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter [Clears throat], pres-President Carter.
 President Carter, pres-President Carter, President Carter (yeah), pres-President Carter. (uh)

[Verse 3:]
 Ya dead to me, brown grass [bad word]  I just stand still and let the ground pass [bad word]  [bad word] for lunch, brown bag [bad word]  Realitys a [bad word] and I'm a dance with her
 140 pounds, 5'6 from the ground
 [bad word] I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge
 I tried to [bad word] the world and couldn't even get aroused
 I ain't looking for the beef but I ain't seen it in a while
 Uh, and we all want world peace
 Murder show, I give your [bad word] good seats
 [bad word]  I'm much more than a good speech

 (Eh-Ehm)

[Outro:]
 Gorillas in suits
 The holy war, the spiritual troops
 Fighting over the mythical [bad word]  Drowning in the political soup
 They shoot missiles and nukes
 Taking out such a pivotal group
 The body count is the physical proof
 And they thought [bad word] were killing the youth (ha, ha, ha, ha)
 Thank you, Thank you all

 I am president Carter