There's no such thing 
As an answered prayer 
There's no such thing 
As the ozone layer 
There's no such thing 
As an action hero 

There's no such thing 
As an easy ride 
There's no such thing 
As a place to hide 
There's no such thing 
As a perfect day 

There's no such thing 
As the pearly gates 
There's no such thing 
As an ordered world 
There's no such thing 
As an easy girl 

No such thing 
No such thing 

There's no such thing 
As peace-of-mind 
As a faithful wife 
As the bottom line 
There's no such thing 
As owning something 
It's all borrowed for a time 
It's all borrowed for a time 

There's no such thing 
There's no such thing 
No such thing 
There's no such thing 
No such thing