I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer
I love a drink like a cow loves a steer
Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice
No [bad word] olives, no [bad word]  ice
Drank up my money, [bad word] out my dough
Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store
Hey bartender, don't laugh at me [bad word] you I got mine

White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
Back bubbelin' in the woods
Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good
White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
I'm makin' my witches brew
Just a drop of white lightnin'
Guaranteed to cure the blues

Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast
Too [bad word] expensive, go kiss my [bad word] Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too
Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you
Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol
Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall
Cat urination, Parfait D'Amour [bad word] you I got mine
 [bad word] 

FIRE !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!