You and I buy star maps and drive my car around Los Angeles
You and I buy star maps and ding dong ditch a televangelist

It's only been a week
But I know that you are mine to keep

You are a radar detector
I drive 1,000 miles an hour
I won't go on and on
But you are always looking out for me

You and I go shopping and find exactly what we're looking for
You and I go shopping and fall asleep inside the mattress store.

We [bad word] the neighborhood
But it's not supposed to feel this good

You are a radar detector

When I'm driving around, you are a radar detector