Original music video: youtu.be/kRlqsvphYww
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G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-
Guacamole! 
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-
Guacamole! 

This is the story of guacamole!
Over a thousand years ago, deep in the Aztec jungle, a small boy was searching for the elusive blue-footed booby bird. Suddenly, the boy stepped upon a ripe avocado, creating a mysterious green paste. Without thinking, he reached down and tasted this paste, and thought to himself, "Wow, that's pretty good... But it would be perfect with a little diced tomato, onion, some chiles, garlic, cilantro, salt, and pepper, and a little lime juice to retain color". The good people of the Americas are forever indebted to this boy! 

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-
Guacamole! 
Tastes great even though it looks like mutant jelly. 
Guacamole! 
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-
Guacamole! 
The green dip doubles as a facial cream. 
Guacamole! 

Grab your avocado, salt and lime juice also,
Throw in some tomato, onion, garlic and cilantro.
Some add in serrano, some like jalapeño.
Don't make it too hot though,
When serving it to gringos! [x2]

Next time you stick your chip
Into that magical green dip.
Be sure to raise it high 
For that little Aztec guy.
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-, 
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-, 
G-U-A-C-Mole!

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