Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
(Twice!)

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!
(Twice!)

I’ve never met a man so brilliant
Try [bad word] with his massive intel [bad word] But he is still stupidly ignorant
Of all but the latest underwear trends
 [bad word] Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Wanna see some more, see some more, more?
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah 
And he’s no amateur, no amateur ;)
 [bad word] I’m just a veteran, you need a doctor? I’m your man.
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Need whoop [bad word] in a can? Well, honey, hold my jam 
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!

You think around him I would be afraid
It’s hard to tell if he is [bad word] or straight
But I think we got clues from Moriarty
Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)
 [bad word] Chorus

JOHN!

Anderson, you’re a whale
Do your research, get me ale
On this high-functioning male
Sociopath
Look at him in that scarf
That undeniable shark
How do those cheekbones work
So face my wrath

I want to punch you, ‘Cause I can’t lock you up or kidnap you
Sarah stole my virtue, but it’s Sherlock’s texts that I reply to
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