King Richard:
You’re frigid and demanding
I shudder at your call

Madalena:
Whenever [bad word] near me,
my flesh begins to crawl

King Richard and Madalena:
But sometimes there are moments
I’m not repelled at all
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

Isabella:
You’re utterly disgusting
I loathe your manly stink

Galavant:
I see your mouth start moving,
and, God, I need a drink

Galavant and Isabella:
And then from out of nowhere,
I’ll look at you and think
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

Madalena:
You’re worse than crabs

King Richard:
Worse than scurvy

Galavant:
Worse than lice or plague

Isabella:
But [bad word] be told

Everyone:
You’re growing on me just like mold

Galavant:
And though you’re so annoying

Isabella:
So easy to despise

King Richard:
I know there’s something scary
Behind your cold, dead eyes

Madalena:
And though I’ll never like you

Everyone:
It’s nice to realize
Maybe I shouldn’t quite say “never”
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever