You’re tired of wasting every day
Feels like your every move just puts you in the way
You head off to school, try to follow [bad word] 
But you know you’re just another cool kid’s prey

But just think what would Buffy do
When your life is going south
Weirder things have happened
When you’re living on the hellmouth

So don’t wig out, just go get dressed
And find yourself a big vamp fest
With that slayer strength and a little luck
You’ve got what it takes to beat the uber suck

You can change yourself real easily
If you really want it, they’ll take you for a fee
But it’s a demon’s charade that can never be repaid
And you know that isn’t who you wanna be

But just think what would Buffy do
When your life is going south
Weirder things have happened
When you’re living on the hellmouth

So don’t wig out, just go get dressed
And find yourself a big vamp fest
With that slayer strength and a little luck
You’ve got what it takes to beat the uber suck

So now you know what you should do
It’s time to be the hero, the one inside of you

So don’t wig out, just go get dressed
And find yourself a big vamp fest
With that slayer strength and a little luck
You’ve got what it takes to beat the uber suck