Verse 1:

The loading screen
The opponent is Protoss
Wanna cheese this game
Wanna really [bad word] them off

The game begins
Glhf lets have fun
Little do they know
They're gonna rage by the time you're done

Bridge:

And baby I swear the strats legit
If you're facing Zerg prepare for it
And if you thought your probes were safe
I'm telling you now you've got zerglings in your base (oh baby)

 [bad word] 

One build a spawning pool at eight pop
Two build an overlord at ten pop
Eight pool
Eight pool
Three set a rally point at their base
Four send your lings in to probe chase
Eight pool
Eight pool (I can't be bothered using skill, so I eight pool)

Verse 2:

The loading screen
The opponent has gone Zerg
They'll prolly eight pool me
So we'll see who gets there first

The game begins
We both know this wont take long
Gotta go all in
Even though we know it's wrong.

Bridge:

And baby I swear the strats legit
If you're facing Zerg prepare for it
And if you thought your drones were safe
I'm telling you now you've got zerglings in your base (Oh baby)

 [bad word] 

One build a spawning pool at eight pop
Two build an overlord at ten pop
Eight pool
Eight pool
Three set a rally point at their base
Four send your lings in to probe chase
Eight pool
Eight pool (I can't be bothered using skill, so I eight pool)

Rap:

So scout fast and get your cannons ready
You know deep down that the zerg [bad word] pretty heavy
Gotta wall keepin all your options open
The entrance to your protoss base yo has not been broken
Look at your Nexus, you find that your probes are safe
And in reality the zerg players in disgrace
It's time to tech up and make a protoss ball
We're talking gg-zerg players raging after all (uh huh)

 [bad word] 

One build a spawning pool at eight pop
Two build an overlord at ten pop (ooooo)
Eight pool
Eight pool
Three set a rally point at their base (Yeah hea)
Four send your lings in to probe chase
Eight pool
Eight pool

One build a spawning pool at eight pop (Just GG)
Two build an overlord at ten pop (Can't you see)
Eight pool (What you've done)
Eight pool

Three set a rally point at their base (Just GG)
Four send your lings in to probe chase (Can't you see)
Eight pool (What you've done)
Eight pool (Where you've gone)

One build a spawning pool at eight pop
Two build an overlord at ten pop (Ooooooo)
Eight pool
Eight pool (Oooooo)
Three set a rally point at their base
Four send your lings in to probe chase
Eight pool (I said Eight Pool)
Eight pool (I can't be bothered using skill, so I eight pool)