Undertakers gather round and get me ready for the underground
Take your makeup and magic fluids and gussy me up for my solitude
No, I can't take it with me, so I might leave it with you
No, I can't take it with me

Undertaker take your purse and stuff it full from the back of the hearse
Fill your coffers with the coffins you carry and dump my body at the cemetary
No, I can't take it with me, so I might as well leave it to you
No, I can't take it with me