[bad word] from Arizona  [bad word] from Georgia 
And [bad word] from Maine 
Well the wheat fields are the sweet fields of Nebraska 
And Kansas gets bo-nansas from the grain 
And old [bad word] from old Kentucky 
Ain’t the country lucky 
New Jersey gives us glue 
And you, [bad word] from Rhode Island 
Little old Rhode Island; it’s famous for you 
 [bad word] from Louisiana 
Gophers from Montana 
And spuds from Idaho 
Well they plough land in the cowland of Missoura 
Where most beef meant for roast beef 
Seems to grow 
And Grand [bad word] from Coloradah  [bad word] from Nevada
But divorces also do
And you, [bad word] from Rhode Island 
Little old Rhode Island is famous for you 
 [bad word] from Pencil-vania 
Vests from Vest Virginia
And tents from Tent-esee 
Well they know mink where they grow mink in Wyo-mink 
And a camp chair in new Hamp-chair that’s for me
And [bad word] from Minnow-sota  [bad word] from Da-coat-a 
So why should you be blue? 
And you, [bad word] from Rhode Island 
Don’t let ‘em ride Rhode Island
It's famous for you
Famous for you
Famous for you