When I was just a trainee and the battle was going doooooooown...

Soldier: Tell me he's not...

Pyros and Spies in shadows, they would always make me froooooooown...

Pyro: *muffled* He is...

I'd hide behind some barrels,
From what I thought I saw,
But Saxton said that wasn't the way
to kill mercenaries at all.

Scout: Then what is?

He said, ''Sniper, you gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears!
You'll see that you can kill them,
With you Rifle and make them disappear.''

Boom, Head, Shot!

Sooooo...
Headshot at the Heavy!
Sabotage the Engie!
Demoman's looking sleepy,
And the Pyro's always creepy.
Spy you think you're spooky?
Wait until you see my Kukri!

And tell that dumbass Soldier there to take a hike and just [bad word] off and if he
thinks he can scare you then just say ''Heads up!'' and soak him in Jarate and
the very sight just makes you wanna *laughs*

Enemy Soldier: Noo...

Laaaaaaaaauuuuuugh!

''I'm gunnin' for you ya mongrels!''