Ham and eggs, pork and beans
I would'a had had more, boys, but the cook was so mean
I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
To make it on the side o' the road

If I had known my captain was blind [bad word] to work, boys, when the clock [bad word] nine
I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
To make it on the side o' the road

Pork and beans, pork and beans
Would'a had more, but the cook was so mean
I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
To make it on the side o' the road

If I had known my captain was back
I wouldn't'a sold that special, gun that is, that I once had had
Ooh well,  gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
To make it on the side o' the road

Ham and eggs, pork and beans
Would'a had more, but the cook was so mean, ah mean
I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
 [bad word] Break)

Ham and eggs, pork and beans
Would'a had had more, boy, but the cook was so mean
I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
Oh, to make it on the side o' the road