Shut your [bad word] face, Uncle [bad word] .
You're a [bad word] sucking, [bad word] licking, Uncle [bad word] .
You're an Uncle [bad word]  yes it's [bad word] .
Nobody [bad word] uncles quite like you!
Shut YOUR [bad word] face, Uncle [bad word] .
You're the one that [bad word] your uncle, Uncle [bad word] .
You don't eat or sleep, or mow the lawn..
Just [bad word] your uncle all day long!

[farting] Hmm.. [more farting] hahahaha!
Canadian Man: What's going on hyah?
[more farting]
 [bad word] [bad word]  Uncle [bad word] Uncle [bad word] Uncla [bad word] .
Shut your [bad word] face, Uncle [bad word] 
You're a boner biting [bad word]  Uncle [bad word] 
You're an Uncle [bad word]  I must say..
You [bad word] your uncle yesterday!
Uncle [bad word]  thats U, N, C, L, E, [bad word]  you
Uncle [bad word] . suck my balls.