There's a monster scaring everybody
Spooky footprints kind of strange an muddy
And a terrified town that doesn’t know what to do
When it seems that’s no one left to call now
When it seems that’s no hope left at all now
That’s when “The Mystery [bad word] creaching into view [bad word] those meddlin’ kids to join the chase
No creep can keep them away (Don’t try to stop them)
When monsters all disappear without a trace, the kids find the clues right away
Looks like they never learnt that crime doesn’t pay
And now regret what they did (and they’re sorry)
If they were lucky they’d have gotten away
If it wasn’t for those meddlin’ kids
Catching monsters can be pretty heavy
Glowing eyes and fangs are pretty scary
Everyone in town is trying to find a hideaway
But there’s no place left for them to hide now
And there’s nothing that they haven’t tried now
But just didn’t time again just to save the day [bad word] those meddlin’ kids to join the chase
No creep can keep them away (Don’t try to stop them)
When monsters all disappear without a trace, the kids find the clues right away
Looks like they never learnt that crime doesn’t pay
And now regret what they did (and they’re sorry)
If they were lucky they’d have gotten away
If it wasn’t for those meddlin’ kids [bad word] those meddlin’ kids to join the chase
No creep can keep them away
When monsters all disappear without a trace, the kids find the clues right away [bad word] those meddlin’ kids (6x)