[Verse 1]
If you're wondering who I am
Well I'm a girl who can handle a man
I don't have time for little boys
I want a man with man size toys

 [bad word] ]
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
Oh yeah baby, you're so hot
Yeah, right

[Verse 2]
Have a drink and throw me down
I'm the sluttiest girl in town
Leather pants and high heeled shoes
Lipstick markings on your tattoos

 [bad word] ]
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
Oh baby, oh yeah, oh
Yeah, right!

[Verse 3: Vanilla Ice]
Yo, I'm Vanilla Ice and I'll be your dream
So won't you open up your legs and I'll make you cream
Just like a waterfall
You know I got it all
long white [bad word] almost ten inches tall
M-hmmm

[Verse 4]
Pull it out and I'll be the judge
I'll let you know if you're well-hung
I'll feel you up and I'll check for size
If it's puny don't waste my time

 [bad word] ]
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me
Hey stud boy standin' there at the back of the bar
I bet you think you're real well hung
Yeah, right!

Oh, yeah...stick it in...

Oh, give it to me baby