We like talkin' dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're kmfdm and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled
Totally fake
It's done by machines 'coz they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics
Our message is nil
We hate all dj's
They're makin' us ill

Whatever we tell 'ya
Is meant to be [bad word] 
We hate all music and especially rap

We don't like
We hate depeche mode
We don't care for madonna or kylie minogue

Our records have stickers with a warning from tipper
'coz they're no good for kids
If we'd get her we'd strip her

Kmfdm forward the ultimate sound
And a message from satan
If you turn it around

You might think we're stupid
But we're way above it
We don't give a [bad word] 
And the kids just love it

We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it kmfdm sucks