I was about to lose my girlfriend 
Had to make a clever move 
Entered into a meditation 
Inhaled all the incense fumes
But when I got all stoned and kinky 
Chanting mantras about love 
They made me sign away my property 
Now it
Ís owned by heaven above
 [bad word] Guru 
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor 
 [bad word] Guru 
You'd sink the boat, you're such a [bad word] 
He wants [bad word] inside your temple 
Spill his seeds of ecstasy 
He wants to penetrate your aura 
The horny man of mystery
He's gonna pluck your lotus flower 
Be at one with your cosmic love 
And make you dance the kamasutra 
Using his super yogi stuff
 [bad word] Guru 
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor 
 [bad word] Guru 
You'd sink the boat, you're such a [bad word]