Hop in the old jallop
And head for the malted shop
And all the cats join in

Down goes my last two bits [bad word] up one banana split
And all the cats join in

Now drop your jack in the old juke box
Play your favourite disc
When you dance with the bobby socks
You dance at your own risk

Rip! Everybody swing
Yes, swing 'till the rafters ring
And all the cats join in!