Excuse me girl 
I know it's a bit embarrassing but 
I just noticed some tan lines 
On your shirt 

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, 
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. 
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, 
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high. 

But there's just one little thing that really really, 
Really really annoying me about you you see, 
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit 
But my gosh don't you just know it 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it 

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard, 
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board 
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips 
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford 
When I noticed out the corner of my eye 
Looking toward my direction 
Your eyes locked onto my course 
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order, 
Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it 

Whoa! Leave it out 
Are you smoking crack or something? 
Leave it Out 
Mike just leave it just leave it 
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment 
S'not worth it mike, just leave it 
Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It 
Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright 
Don't Touch me 

For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if? 
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit 
Snaring you as you were standing there opposite 
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick 
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing 
Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit 
That yeah yeah you are fit, 
And yeah I do want it, 
But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it 

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew. 
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue. 
I didn't want to bowl over all geezer [bad word]   [bad word] like good but [bad word] like uncouth, 
You girls think you can just flirt and [bad word] to you, 
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are [bad word]   [bad word] as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued, 
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you! 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it 

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance 

With the milkshake and that little donut in hand 
I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand 
But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and 
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan 
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan 
You walked towards my path but just [bad word] right past 
And into the arms of that [bad word] white shirted man 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it 

What do I give a [bad word] . I've got a girlfirend anyway 
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate) 
We're all a bit [bad word]  yeah we've had a few fair play 
I got this stella I bombed from that last caf? 
This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay 

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say 
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display 
But this is just another case of female stopping play 
On otherwise a total result of a holiday 

I'm not trying to pull you 
Even though I would like to 
I think you are really fit 
You're fit But my gosh don't y