Tricks and treats
 And fees and holds
 Buy you a diamond
 Cut from coal

 But I can't
 And I won't

 Pick your posies
 Ring a rose
 Pavlov's pup gotta hit the road

 But I can't
 And I won't
 But I might

 Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x2)

 But I'm never far behind
 When my daddy's [bad word] my mind (x2)

 And I'm downright denim clad
 Pulling teeth from toothy fad

 And I can
 But I won't
 cuz I plucked my brows just to look the part
 Wanna sink my line to a catchy heart

 But I can't
 And I won't
 But I might

 Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x2)

 But I'm never far behind
 When my daddy's [bad word] my mind (x2)

 But I'm one step ahead.

 I'm sick of drooling every time I hear your bell ring
 But I open the door when you pull my drawstring.
 Get it?

 Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x5)

 But I'm never far behind
 When my daddy's [bad word] my mind (x2)