Riding in the T.T. Races

Written [bad word] by Harry Gifford and Fred E. Cliffe. 

If there's one thing that I like, it's riding around on a motor-bike.
I'm a speed king, when I once begin.
I once won first prize two and six, I know all the dirt track dirty tricks.
I'm a marvel when I'm out to win.
In a fifty mile race I am the best, I ride five miles and skid the rest.

 [bad word]   [bad word] along and see me riding in the T.T. races.
Easier than hop scotch, beating all the top notch aces.

I've been riding all my life, I started quite small.
I've ridden fairy cycles, aye, and scooters and all.
Hear the people cheer me when they see me steering backwards.
Down the hill I go at break-neck speed,
See [bad word] down the street with the winning post on the pillion seat.
 [bad word] along and see me riding in the T.T. races.

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Once my bike was hard to ride, but I didn't mind.
Until I found they'd hitched a charabanc on behind.
Everybody's scaring, I am such a daring rider.
My inside rattles when I go the pace.
My ribs begin to shake about, there's all my spare parts sticking out.
 [bad word] along and see me riding in the T.T. races.