There is a formula to your despair
We just change a few things and there you are
Your [bad word] on in and says it's ok
No one will take your case you're so small

Everyone feels this way
Everyone feels this way

So sign here and we'll just make do
We won't make you healthy, we don't do that
There is somebody faster, stronger, and more perfect
More cunning, more clever, your friends will fit right in

Everyone feels this way.
Everyone feels this way.