Back in the Ronald Reagan days
When we put satellites in space
When boys wore skinny leather ties
Like Don Johnson from Miami Vice

When M&M was just a snack
And Arnie told us "I'll be back" [Alternate line from official video, since changed: "And Michael Jackson's skin was black"]
Back to the coolest thing in store
Was [bad word] 64
 [bad word] ]
Back to the 80's,
Back to soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry coke
Those were the days and we go back to 80's,
And hey there Mr. T
To Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah
Those were the days [bad word] back... to Iron Maiden and 7UP
Whoa yeah... Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back... [bad word] back... Yeah! [bad word] back...

When Huey Lewis was the news
When we went flying with Tom [bad word] When shoulderpads and looking tough
Was a dirty David Hasselhoff

Too many man with heavy make-up on
Too many poodles with guitars
Thanks for all the joy you've given us
You will always be our superstars
 [bad word] ]
Back to the 80's,
Back to soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry coke
Those were the days and we go back to 80's,
And hey there Mr. T
To Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah
Those were the days [bad word] back... to Iron Maiden and 7UP
Whoa yeah... Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back... [bad word] back... yeah! [bad word] back...

Hurray for Cosby [bad word] s Cube
Hurray for Dynasty and Moon Boots
Hurray for Devo and Barber Curls
Hurray for Poltergeist and Barbie Girls
 [bad word] ]
Back to the 80's, back to Soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry coke
Those were the days! Let's go back
Back to 80's to Ferris Bueller, to Mr. T
And Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah
Those were the days [bad word] back... to Iron Maiden and 7UP
Whoa yeah... Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back... [bad word] back... yeah!

Let's go back to the 80's, 7-up
We look at all the stars still standing tall
Let's go back to the 80's
Back to the 80's, back to the 80's, 7-Up
We look at all the stars still standing tall
Let's go back to the 80's...