Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
My dirty little secret 
You’re so pretty and your hair smells like  
You’re so pretty and your hands are wrapped around my 
You’re so pretty and I can’t wait for you [bad word] knocking on my door, 3 a.m 
You’re my dirty little secret 
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
Every summer [bad word]  you make [bad word] too 
Every summer [bad word] 
You’re my dirty little secret 
Dirty little secret 
Yes she is my second cousin, I'll bring the roses by the dozen 
Yes she is my second cousin I'll make her scream out 'shizen' 
Never seen love like a razor. Keep our secret out of danger 
This weekend we'll go camping, roll play I'll be the ranger Undress me now, 3 a.m., You’re my dirty little secret 
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? 
Every summer [bad word]  you make [bad word] too 
Every summer [bad word]  You’re my dirty little secret 
Keeping it in the family can be a great idea 
Though at times things can get a little tricky 
Making babies is a bad idea 
Maybe it would be born with rabies 
Making love has never been sweeter 
Though my dad would beat my [bad word] on down 
Born with rabies, born with rabies, born with rabies 
You're my dirty little girl I wanna hide you away 
You're my dirty little girl 
Never seen love like a razor. Let's keep our secret out of danger 
This weekend we'll go camping, roll playing I' m the ranger 
Cou’sins together 
My dirty little secret