"Well it's the Funk Docta Spock"
"Meth-Tical"
"Biggie Biggie" (mmmhmmmmmm)

[Notorious BIG]

Uhh uhh uhh (yo c'mon Big) uhh [bad word] that, I preach it, my nine reaches
the prestigious, cats that speak this, Willie [bad word] Flooded pieces, my hand releases, snatches
Smack ya cabbage, half [bad word] rappers, shouldn't have it
So I grab it, [bad word]  the [bad word] is usually, a beatdown [bad word]  [bad word] who you be
or where you're from, West or East coast, squeeze toast
Leave most in the blood they layin in, what, what?
The rings and things you sing about, bring em out
It's hard to yell when the barrel's in your mouth
It's more than I expected, I thought your jewels was rented
but they wasn't, [bad word] it, cousin
I could chill, the heat doesn't
Ran up in your shell about a dozen
You never see bank like Frank White
Your hand clutching, your chest-plate contemplate
You bought to die, [bad word] wait, keep yo' hands high

[Redman]

Yo yo yo
I don't brownnose out of town hoes
I'm up around fo' with the crowbar to the five point oh
I get bagged, I'm John Doe, suspect
You [bad word] like prime roastin, Calvin Klein clothes
Explode the pyros when Doc guest appear
I'm out there, I bought it with George Jetson here
Your time is near, so get your body dropped off
I stopped [bad word] niggaz since Gotti got caught
It's Bricks keep your wrist covered, or [bad word] colored
By the waist got a gun as dark as Kris brother
ICU, my sheisty crew, like ice me too
I break your legs, leave your eyes slightly blue
The Doc was born with a grenade palm
I'm concurrent in your hood like a, teenage mom
Yo Biggie (what? what?) She havin my bay-bayy
If I pull out the AK, keep your hands high
 [bad word] is so underrated" -> BIG
"Actin as if it can't happen, you're frontin" -> Meth
"Ain't no other kings in this rap thing" -> BIG
"Biggie, a [bad word] rap phenomenon" -> BIG
(repeat all 2X)

[Notorious BIG]

Uhh, uhh
I got a new mouth to feed, I'm due South with keys
Y'all pick seeds out y'all weed, I watch cowards bleed [bad word] please, it's my block with my rocks [bad word] that hip-hop, them one-two's, and you don't stops
Me and my [bad word] Lance, took Kim and Cee's advance
Bought ten bricks, four pounds of weed plants
from Branson, now we lampin, twelve room mansion [bad word] get naked off "Get Money", "Player's Anthem"
Don't forget, "One More Chance" and, my other hits, other [bad word] niggaz spit be counterfeit, [bad word] actually
in and out like [bad word] rapidly, pass the gat to me
Make his chest rest, where his back should be, talkin blasphemy
Blastin me, your family, rest in coffins often
Frank Wizzard, [bad word] you soft or fragilla
Play hard like Reggie Miller, rapper, slash dope dealer
slash Gorilla, slash illest turned killer

[Method Man]
Now now
Don't approach me with that rah rah [bad word]  you out of pocket
I take these adolescents back to Spofford
Mentally my energy, is like a figure eight, on it's side
that's infinity -- too many sick niggaz, nickel nines;
bring the remedy -- when you play the field, what's the penalty
Unnecessary roughness, career endin injuries for suckers
Stuck on stupid, shoot em with a dart like Cupid
until they got love for my music
Star Wars I'm Han Solo, with three egoes
and three charges, I got to "See-three-PO's"
This is whoop-yo' [bad word] day, the sequel
Eyeball blower with no equal, niggaz swingin swords in the WAR
that's my people, sho' nuff, befo' I roll up
This is a hold up, hands high, reach for the sky
I rep SI, the unpretty, word to Left Eye
New York [bad word]  put they weight on it
And who better for the job than Biggie? The Notoriou