I've got your picture of me and you 
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown 
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds 
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture 
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well 
You've got me turning up and turning down 
And turning in and turning 'round 

I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture 
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well 
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No , no [bad word]  no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark 
Everyone around me is a total stranger 
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so

Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
(think so think so think so) 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so