I roll my eyes and crane my neck,
My blood pressure's going down,
I have trembling hands, my eyes are red,
I feel like I'm gonna drown.
What have I done to deserve a massive heart attack?
I wanna die or at least I'm going to collaps.

On an empty stomach I just heard
We have a family meeting.
I don't think that we should talk
At the same time we are eating.
Between my uncle and my granny is a very dangerous place
She dribbles in my beer, he spits chicken in my face.

Let me be silly till my glass is empty,
Let me be silly till all the guests wanna leave,
Let me be silly, it's New Year's eve,
Let me be silly, it's Halloween,
Let me be silly, acting the clown
Cause you're just ugly!

I call the doc and I take the pills,
I've been talking for many years.
He calms me down, my [bad word] back
As he takes away my fears.
In the end I remark that we all are getting old
I think talking is silver but laughing is pure gold.

Let me be silly till my glass is empty,
Let me be silly till all the guests wanna leave,
Let me be silly, it's New Year's eve,
Let me be silly, it's Halloween,
Let me be silly, acting the clown
Cause you're just ugly!

I'm not in good health but my mind at least is clear
Why must we repeat this travesty every year?

Let me be silly till my glass is empty,
Let me be silly till all the guests wanna leave,
Let me be silly, it's New Year's eve,
Let me be silly, it's Halloween,
Let me be silly, acting the clown
Cause you're just ugly!
Cause you're just ugly!
Cause you're just ugly!

Cause you're just ugly!