I walk through the streets cos my mountain bike is gone,
My pitbull is so vicious, he’ll bite you to the bone,
My flat is [bad word] mess, imagine how I feel

Oh my God, my car’s been repossessed, 
My credit card excessed!

Don’t smack me now, don’t kick me now
For this, that I’m in love with you…
…What’s mine is yours!

My football scarf collection is a wonder to behold,
The blade’s I’ve got are too small because I’m growing old
And if you marry me, a kimono’s yours for sure

Oh my God, we’re a family  of rogues,
We all live on the dole!

Don’t smack me now, don’t kick me now
For this, that I’m in love with you…
…What’s mine is yours!