There lived a certain man [bad word] 
 long ago 
He was big and strong, in his eyes 
 a flaming glow 
Most people looked at him with terror and 
 with fear 
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely 
 dear 

He could preach the Bible like a preacher 

Full of ecstasy and fire 
But he also was the kind of teacher 
Women would desire 
 [bad word]  
Ra Ra Rasputin 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
There was a cat that really was gone 
Ra Ra Rasputin [bad word] s greatest love machine 
It was a shame how he carried on 
 [bad word] the Russian land and never 
 minded Czar 
But the kasachok he danced really 
 wunderbar 
In all affairs of state he was the man 
 to please 
But he was real great when he had a girl 
 to squeeze 
For the queen he was no wheeler-dealer 
Though she'd heard the things he'd done 
She believed he was a holy healer 
Who would heal her son 
 [bad word]  

But when his drinking and lusting and his 
 hunger for power 
Became known to more and more people, 
The demands to do something about this 
 outrageous man 
Became louder and louder. 

"This man's just got to go!" declared his 
 enemies 
But the ladies begged "Don't you try 
 to do it, please" 
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden 
 charms 
Though he was a [bad word] they just fell into 
 his arms 
Then one night some men of higher standing 
Set a trap, they're not to blame 
 [bad word] to visit us" they kept demanding 
And he really came 

Ra Ra Rasputin 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
They put some poison into his wine 
Ra Ra Rasputin [bad word] s greatest love machine 
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine" 

Ra Ra Rasputin 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
They didn't quit, they wanted his head 

Ra Ra Rasputin [bad word] s greatest love machine 
And so they shot him till he was dead 

Oh, [bad word] ..