You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't.
You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you
It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.
 [bad word] next year I'm getting you exactly what you got me
 [bad word] Nothing. See how you like it

I don't have much money but I got you something nice.
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price...
To show I care this time of year-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.

So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree.
Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.
But there was nothing there- what a shock.
just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.

Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.
What a blessing. You're really something.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get [bad word] for me.
You selfish [bad word]  I hope you die.
Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high

Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment
Thanx for making sharing seem so [bad word] pointless
What a pal. I'll tell you one thing-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
 [bad word] YOU!