I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice
But when it [bad word] too intense, it isn't very nice
At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich
But when you have somewhere to go, it's such a [bad word] [bad word] 

All I want to do is trot on over to the store
but now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before.
I cannot walk 10 feet without falling on my [bad word] I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
The snow is too [bad word] thick
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my [bad word] 
I don't understand why I must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a [bad word] 
Flying way is better than walking on the ground
But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
30 degrees below zero
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
The sidewalk's always narrow
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Outside, keep your mouth closed
'Cause winter [bad word] blows

Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing
I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow
I'm almost killed by falling icicles mother nature is a homocidle hoe!

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
I don't know why others like it
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Holidays are one benefit
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
But once they're over it [bad word] a load of [bad word] 
And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day
But then they have to make up all their homework anyway
And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd
This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
The roof tops are caving in
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Weather like this should be a sin
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Can't wait for spring to begin
frostbite [bad word] up my skin

The other seasons have problems, Summer's hot as balls
But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall
Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers
and other [bad word] stuff

Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Can the traffic please move faster
Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
Californians are lucky [bad word] Winter's [bad word] up, Winter's [bad word] up
How long will this [bad word] last?
I hope this [bad word] melts fast [bad word] winter in the [bad word]