Armin: [bad word] this! The main character just died! I've gotta get out of here before [bad word] into another wal- *Squishing noises*
Jean: I can hear Armin scream, what the [bad word] s going on?
Eren: [bad word] you'd scream too.
Jean: Wanna bet your other arm?
Eren: To kill you I just need one!
Marco: Hey guys c'mon please don't fight no one's gonna die young.
Franz: Not gonna die young
Hannah: Our love won't die young!
:Everyone Hey Marco's right, cuz tonight no one's gonna die young!

Marco: Half baked but still we'll be fine we're not gonna die young!
Jean: I'm not gonna die, half of that's a God damned lie. [bad word] fools out their minds, guess they forgot that one time. I mean it's not like it was episode one.
Eren: YA KNOW
Jean: I wasn't there but heard it wasn't much fun
Eren: FO SHO
Marco: Half of me wants to say that you're right, but I know you'll lead us through this fight
Daz: Holy [bad word] we screwed up our lives!
Eren: UH HUH
Daz: Fighting titans till' we die.
Thomas (Or whoever): I'm Thomas Wagner I-
Jean: He'll be the first one to die
Marco: Have you met my friend Jean? He's a funny guy
Franz: Baby, you're safe in my arms
Hannah: I know our love will survive!
Jean: NOT PAST EPISODE FIVE
Jean: Huh?
Jean: Oh [bad word] they all died!
Jean: How'm I still alive? 
Marco: Guess I was wrong, in this arc, everybody dies young!
Marco: Hope I survive!
Jean: MARCO DIES?! TELL ME HOW PLEASE SOMEONE?
Levi: Sup punks? Little dorks, [bad word] to the Survey Corps. Think you're safe, but you're not, grab a cape and buckle up.
Jean: Aw man, I can't believe I joined with these [bad word] 
Levi: YA KNOW
Connie: OH GOD I'm gonna die!
Sasha: I'm gonna be sick!
Levi: FO SHO
Eren: QUIT YOUR [bad word] WE GOTTA GO
Jean: Marco's dead you [bad word] 
Eren: What? I didn't know!
Armin: This is it, we are going outside! 
Jean, Reiner, and Armin: Fighting titans til we die!
Reiner: Check out that titan's [bad word] 
Armin: Reiner wait!
Jean: HOLY [bad word] Reiner: Hey, I'm okay, bet you thought that I was done
Armin: I'LL [bad word] KILL YOU YOU [bad word] Jean: Uh, hey Armin are you okay?
Eren: I thought I heard Armin scream...
Levi: No one cares...
Eren: But Heichou!
Levi: That titan chicks dropping squads to [bad word] Eren: Shouldn't I?
Levi: Not a chance. We must advance, let them go, or we're gonna die young
Eren: I've never had any fun
Petra: Too cute to die young
Jean: My best friend's gone, but not I, I'm not gonna die young.