Back in the good old dance when dancing meant exploding 
The idea was simple for a decent overloading 
And for a multiple flash with no cords attached 
He came up with a more remote flash trigger 
It's connected to an accessory to his hip 
Which automatically fires in perfect synchro 
But perhaps his most exciting development is his angle 
They call it the dance 
It's the St. Vitus dance 
Such flexibility 
What an accessory 
See his soft bounce 
What flexibility 
Such a soft bounce 
What an accessory 

And for special effects he has six filters 
Three coloured red with the others pilfered 
And if you really want to know what that means 
He could throw a blue flash from eighty-five feet 
Of course you might want to check out your own little output 
So we devised a few simple and easy to crack contortions 
So you can bump and scrape all the day through 
With the dance. 
It's the St. Vitus dance, the St. Vitus dance 
Such flexibility 
What an accessory 
Such a soft bounce 
What flexibility 
Such a soft bounce 
Check his hot shoe 
Feel his output 
He's a light machine, see his angle 
He's a light machine