She took the cream coated coconut candy coloured chocolate nut whirl
Honey pot and sugar snacks, she was just a very fat girl
But nice and warm and round

Jelly roll and toffee ice, coffee cup and fluffy ice flops
Marshmallow marmalade, Lime and barley lemonade drops
Work off another pound

Newspapers, magazines say that her chances seem slim
Keep a count of calories if you still want to be trim.
Take off another stone

Cause nothing quite seems to fit, lets out her skirt a bit more
Vows she'll never eat again then hears her hungry tum roar
Can't live on bread alone

Cause all she wants is one, someone to love and hold her tight 
but no one seems to care for a big girl
Takes her box of dairy chocs back to her bed
And sadly makes love to a Walnut Whirl

Disregard the slimming books cause I think cuddly women are fine
Stay as a welterweight, you will have a double great time
Get some outsize fun

I like my girls on the bigger side, if only all the other guys knew
Skinny girls are never fun, like their meat overdone too
You're twice as good as one

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight 
And now she knows I care for a big girl
Fill my box with dairy chocs and eat me up
I'll gladly try to be your Walnut Whirl