They say music is the food of love,
Let's see if you’re hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would…
Get a sweet thing on the side,
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Finger licking good…
 [bad word] [bad word] on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a [bad word] 
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…

Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?…
Hash browns an' bacon strips,
I love the way that you lick your lips,
No fooling, I can see you drooling,
Feel the hunger grow…
 [bad word] [bad word] on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a [bad word] 
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…
C'mon honey, here’s your supper,
C'mon baby, bite that sucka!…

[Solo]

I’ll eat you, baby you eat me,
Eat two, baby get one free,
Shetland pony, or extra pepperoni,
Just pick up the phone…
Eat Greek, or eat Chinese,
Eat salad, or scarf up grease,
You're on the shelf, you eat [bad word] on, and bite my bone…
 [bad word] [bad word] on baby, eat the rich,
Bite down on the son of a [bad word] 
Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…
Sittin’ here in a hired tuxedo,
You wanna see my bacon torpedo!…

Eat it baby! Eat the Rich!
Eat it baby! Eat the Rich!
Eat it baby! Eat the Rich!
Eat it baby! Eat the Riiiich!