Hey, what time is it?
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

and now...
a cow pretending to be a man
Alan, are you a cow? 
What? No!
Ya, me neither
Alan, are you a cow? 
What? No!
Ya, me neither
Alan, are you a cow? 
What? No!
Ya, me neither
You guys want to go skateboards?
Skateboards?
Hey, what time is it?
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
Hey, what time is it?
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

You're leaving me?
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
I've met a real man
You're leaving me?
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
I've met a real man
Hi baby, yes I am real man
You wanna go skateboards?
Real man
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!
It's maffin time!
It's maffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12.30
Somebody kill me!

The orphans!
They're all dead!
What kind of man would do this?!...
Skateboards...