Callisto:
 Glad that your feeling strong, Thought I might lose ya,
 Don’t use words, Sing a song
 This is Illusia

 Xena be warned, Xena beware
 By closing your eyes you can see what isn't there
 Xena be calm, open your eyes
 Lies maybe [bad word] and [bad word] may be lies

 Xena:
 All right, Callisto, cut the song and dance. What’s going on? Where are we?

 Callisto:
 Fate is a wheel, it will reveal
 All you've [bad word]  all that you feel
 Destiny knows what has to be,
 You’ll pay the price nothing is free,
 I'll be your guide, take the hand of your muse
 You just might lose your way in the Land of Illusia

 Illusia is music, a world built on rhyme
 It's carved out of space in the absence of time
 You've tasted how evil and good coexist,
 The bitter and sweet of it

 White Dog:
 All in the lips that you kissed

 Callisto:
 Lion and bull, eagle and snake
 To live or die
 It's a choice you've got to make
 Can you undo what you create
 Step through the wheel
 Follow your fate

 [bad word] of Animals:
 The fates have a fix on you
 We can play tricks on you
 We deal in [bad word] you're too troubled to face
 Gamble the worth of you, on the rebirth of you
 Don't turn away, don't start to fade
 What's still unwritten...
 You can erase

 Callisto:
 Your villainous infamy tortures your soul
 Descent into evil must levy it's toll
 The darkness that rots you has brought you to this

 Snake:
 Surrender serenity, suffer sweet misery
 Sin seeks it's curse abyss

 Anubis:
 Oh Xena, with death there is always rebirth

 Sphinx: [bad word] see with a vision denied you on Earth

 Callisto:
 Illusia is waiting - we'll show you the way
 But all consequences are your own creation
 And there's a price you must pay

 Callisto and [bad word] of Animals:
 The fates have a fix on you,
 We can play tricks on you
 We deal in [bad word] you're too trouble to face
 Gamble the worth of you, on the rebirth of you
 Now it's the time, this is the place

 Callisto:
 What's still unwritten you can erase

 [bad word] of Animals:
 Illusia is music, a world built on rhyme
 It's carved out out space, in the absence of...

 Xena:
 Alright Callisto
 So you like little ditties
 Fine, I got one for you.
 You're acting so strangely, that I hardly know ya,
 But still I wouldn't [bad word] ya, as far as I could throw ya.

 Callisto:
 You're wrong not to [bad word] one that knows you so well
 I never betrayed you
 That was... Gabrielle

 Xena:
 Gabrielle
 Is she here?
 The one who betrayed me is she in this land?

 Callisto:
 I'm merely your guide, dear
 Along for a grin
 You'll get no free ride here
 If you want to know more...then spin

 Gabrielle:
 The Elysian Fields!
 Only heros wind up here,
 Dead heros... dead naked heros!

 Joxer:
 Joxer, the Mighty: master of geography
 Here to guide you on your way
 Stick with me, you'll never stray
 If you're in a land that's new
 I'm the man who'll get you trough
 Even when you're slightly nude
 I'm Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!

 Gabrielle:
 So much for the Elysian Fields theory

 Joxer:
 Yeah!

 Gabrielle and Joxer:
 Ahhh!

 Gabrielle:
 How did u...Joxer, go away! Can't u see I'm naked?!

 Joxer:
 Yeah, well, maybe I can help you out...

 Gabrielle:
 Go!

 Joxer:
 Being naked won't excuse ya,
 Sing to talk we're in Illusia.